...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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