I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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