No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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