I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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