And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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