we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me