So how was he last night?
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.