you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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