Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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