whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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