I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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