jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
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