I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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