Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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