I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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