hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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