honey bunches of taint.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
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You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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