so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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