Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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