So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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