something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
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My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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