I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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