Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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