he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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