they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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