do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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