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Don't drive home.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
How are you getting in?
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He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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