so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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