plz talk dirty to me
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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