R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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