i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
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I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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