I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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