he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
He did a backflip because drugs
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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