Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
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It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!