Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
babies were throwing up all over the place
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.