Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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