My room smells like vodka and shame
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
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Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.