I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
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Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
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Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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