I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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