I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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