do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
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