i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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