yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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