Im at strip club and am horny
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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