Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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