I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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