Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
The best revenge is premature balding
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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