Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
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You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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