For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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