I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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