White coat. Heels.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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