This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
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The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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